[voice post]

SOMEBODY HELP! Something's wrong with Taichou! HE'S TURNED BLUE! And he's...losing his memory or something! He thinks he lives in a light bulb!


[ooc: *patpats sentarou*]

[voicepost]

I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME!!!

...Taichou needs me home!

...is it over?

[voice post; accidental]

[sounds of grunting and pulling, and furniture scraping on a floor]

[BANG]

Sonnoffa…!

[more grunting, then sounds of a microphone crackling]

YOU WERE UNDER THE COUCH THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!

[incoherent grumbling, snaps computer shut]

[ooc: Sentarou lost his computer…and found it.]

Kuchiki-taichou, my insubordination report is ready.

( ooc: cut to save f-list )

[ooc: What? Like Sentarou’s computer doesn’t spell-check for him? Hand written, but posted on the network via...camera? *shrug*]

[Voice Post]

Taichou wasn’t at the tea shop and…

...blood and...there was …and ...Ukitake-taichou...

I found Kyouraku-taichou in the hall and...

DEAD! ...both dead...

…dead.

[end voicepost]

[ooc: Centuries of injuries? As promised, dead captains are dead….for the day. If anyone wants to check it’s…pretty bad. Probably bloody masses of flesh.]

I don’t think Richard is alive anymore…

[ooc: Poor boy lost his cactus in the fire. Pity him. *patpat*]

I had an idea!

I AGREE WHOLE-HEARTEDLY WITH THIS MESSAGE REGARDING THE HONORABLE UKITAKE-TAICHOU!

…what are we voting for, again?

A;LKJS;DLKJ;ALSDJF;ALKSDFJ;LKJjl

UM UM J:LKj;lkjks sd

Ichimaru-tai--- ICHIMARU is here at the tea shop and and and what do I do about it? I mean I don’t want to fight him but…tea shop…Taichou’s tea and…what am I supposed to do?!

…does he want tea?

[ooc: Gin-mun, if this was not cool let me know, but I assume he’s coming eventually since Uki-mun said you’re doing a log later? I can take it down if needs be, no biggie ♥ ]

Hey booger face where did you go? You’re gone and it ticks and night now and I can’t sleep. I don't want to be alone right now cause Taichou said...

Did you go back to your own place yet? Did you make up with Puke-hair? NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING! Just if he didn’t make up with you yet he’s earned a kick in the face.

I hope he didn’t make up with you because I want to punch him. He’s stupid and you don’t deservealksjd;lkj;lkjasdjfkaksdlja

You should come back. OR DON’T COME BACK…but I want you here…BUT I DON’T CARE IF

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[voicepost]

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

...WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

[ooc: break that wall. you know you want to. what hiatus? shush, you in the back.]

[voicepost]

HEY PUKE HAIR!

YOU SON OF A--

YOU CRAZY--

YOU’RE A REAL JERK! JUST CAUSE A GIRL GOES OUT AND STUFF AND HAS FRIENDS THAT ARE GUY FRIENDS DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S DOING ANYTHING SHE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO!

KIYONE WOULDN’T DO THAT STUFF! ANYBODY FROM THE THIRTEENTH DIVISION HAS WAY MORE HONOR THAN THAT!

NOW YOU TELL KIYONE YOU’RE SORRY AND DO IT NOW YOU BASTARD!

[end voicepost]

[ooc: Tonight around 8 or 9pm I’m leaving and going on hiatus, but I’ll be back to poke this occasionally…just didn’t want to wait too long ♥ ]

...Why didn't I get any?

Kiyone! The test came back…He’s not our real father?! What the hell?!

DID YOU KNOW THIS ALL ALONG AND NEVER TELL ME?!


[ooc: don’t ask me how he got a hold of a paternity test or Ukitake’s DNA. Just feel the lulz~♥]

So…it was a new year again already? …that was a short year. I thought they all stayed the same…385 days, right?

Maybe next year will be a longer year.

…I don’t want to be here for a whole other year…we should go home before then, right?

RIGHT?

[voicepost - accidental]

[gulping sounds]
...man it was real nice of Kyouraku-taichou to take us out like this!

[laughs]
Yeah, but it would have been a lot nicer if you hadn't come.

[deeper laughter that suddenly stops]
...HEY! what's THAT supposed to mean?!

What's what supposed to mean?

[slightly slurred]
That you said that it would have been nicer if you hadn't come...

Don't think it would be nicer, but it would be... less ugly. [laughs]

[low grumble]
...never mind, I'm just gonna drink...

Hey, wait- That was my drink!

No it wasn't! I put my drink down right there!

And then you picked mine up!

NO I DIDN'T! Uh....wait....

I told you!

[lots of spitting]
...GROSS!

What do you mean, gross?

I DON'T WANT TO PUT MY MOUTH WHERE YOUR MOUTH W--

[end voice post - accidental]

[voicepost]

[frustrated growl]

What the hell is this anyway?! Another one of these things already? I want my own body back! And I want to keep it forever and ever and ever and EVER!

This is getting crazy! I hate this place!

[end voicepost]

Uhhhhh...Kiyone?

...

I couldn't hold it.